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Frame 2
Tsar and his family are having a meal. Tsar is stroking Marta's hair, but looking at Marlen lustfully. Geni, Marta's mentally disabled adult son seems confused. Marlen is drinking vodka straight from the bottle and is glaring at Tsar with disdain.
MARTA
REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU IN CONFESSION, WAY BACK?
MARLEN
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT BITCH?
Frame 3 (Alternate version)
TSAR NARRATING
MY DALLIANCES WITH MARLEN BEGAN IN PRISON. THEY SHOULD'VE ENDED THERE, YET MY WIFE ENCOURAGED OUR AFFAIR. IT WAS IMMORAL, BUT I HAVE LONG SINCE STOPPED CARING ABOUT MORALITY.
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