I Have Problems... webcomic copyright 2008-Present V.L. Wojtanowicz, L. Wojtanowicz, and N. Johnson. Mature audiences. This site generates income from affiliate links. For privacy and information on how we use cookies visit Velvet Rasputin. Impatient for the next page of Barxotka and IHP? Read ahead in print for $25 a book, or all of it in digital format for just $30.

Before I Die

25th Apr 2021, 12:00 AM in I Have Problems In This Life - Marta
Before I Die
<<First Latest>>

Transcript

Frame 1

MARTA
BEFORE I DIE, I WANT TO DANCE AT A DISCOTHEQUE IN A SEXY DRESS. I WANT TO BE FED BELUGA CAVIAR. IF I'M WELL ENOUGH, I WANT TO GET A JOB WITH CAMELLO, SON OF GURKHA BASMA. THE MONEY WOULD BE GREAT.
Load my Place Save my Place

Comments:

Please enable third-party cookies, if you have problems leaving comments.

Author Notes:

27th Mar 2021, 1:31 PM
vaslittlecrow
Before people jump on me on some of the historical context of the dialogue here, let me note some things:

Yes, people wore sexy outfits and went to discos during the Soviet Union, but if you were ethnic Romani, worked at the factory and didn't belong to the Communist Party apparatchik, the opportunities for such experiences were severely diminished. The fact that Marta has a tattoo means that she did jail time, so women did wear tattoos during this time period.

This is also a censored version of the original page, out of respect for the webhost.

Thank you!