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False Charge

False Charge
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Transcript

Frame 1
TSAR
I wish to meet him.

Frame 2
CAMELLO
Have you ever been in prison?

TSAR
Yes...

Frame 3
CAMELLO
Sorry, spotless records only.

TSAR
I was never arrested for my actual crimes.

Frame 4
CAMELLO

Then, what for?

Frame 5
Tsar nervously hesitates to answer.

Frame 6
TSAR
Sodomy Corruption of a minor.

Frame 7
TSAR
It was a false charge.
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Author Notes:

9th Apr 2021, 9:24 PM
vaslittlecrow
If this were written in Russian, "sodomy corruption of a minor," would actually be two separate crimes.