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The Rebellious Boy

7th Feb 2021, 12:00 AM in I Have Problems In This Life - Marta
The Rebellious Boy
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Frame 1
There's a picture of Tsar as a 14 year old Soviet student, smoking a cigarette and flipping the bird.

TSAR
I WAS ALWAYS A BIT OF A REBEL, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. IT WAS PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAD STRICT PARENTS.

Frame 2
Stern looking Chechen woman wearing a head scarf.

TSAR
MY CHECHEN MOTHER WAS A STERN OLD MUSLIM BITCH. SHE CAME FROM A PRESTIGIOUS FAMILY OF COMMIES.

Frame 3
A drunk man is drinking vodka and partying.

TSAR
MY UNCLE CLAIMS THAT MY DAD WAS A DRUNKEN GYPSY WITH A DIFFERENT SURNAME BACK IN THEIR BIRTHPLACE OF POLAND.

Frame 4
Tsar's parents look dour.

TSAR
HE WASN'T LIKE THAT WHEN HE RAISED ME THOUGH. I HATED HIM.
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