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The Monk And The Married Woman

21st Feb 2021, 12:00 AM in I Have Problems In This Life - Marta
The Monk And The Married Woman
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Transcript

Frame 1
Tsar as a deacon praying.

TSAR
I WAS TOO YOUNG AND, HER HUSBAND WAS A PSYCHO, SO I BECAME A DEACON AND EVENTUALLY, A MONK.

Frame 2
Tsar as a monk in his early 20's.

TSAR
MARTA DID NOT APPROVE OF MY HOLY VOCATION,

TSAR
MY PARENTS DISOWNED ME FOR LEAVING ISLAM. I BECAME A PRIEST AFTER FINISHING SCHOOL AND MY NAVY SERVICE.

Frame 3
Tsar as a monk in his mid-twenties is talking to Marta during confession. She's in her thirties and trying to seduce him.

TSAR (NARRATION)
MARTA DID NOT APPROVE OF MY HOLY VOCATION.

MARTA
FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR I WANT TO SIN BETWEEN YOU AND SOME OTHER HUNK.

TSAR
WOMAN, DEPART!
Load my Place Save my Place

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