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Relative Safety

Relative Safety
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Frame one
Tsar is getting a massage by his bald and intimidating prison lover.

Tsar as narrator
Between my serial killer rapist lover and my prison guard allies, I enjoyed some measure of safety.

Frame two

Tsar is digging a ditch and his prison mates are giving him dirty looks.

Tsar as narrator
I was still hated by the inmates. Eventually, one of them outed my lover. He was transferred to another prison. But, I got lucky.
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